It's so dense. Every single strand has so much going on.

In fifteen years the kids can repeat the cycle with their own children in Bad Moms: The Next Generation.

And then the inevitable Friedberg and Seltzer parody, Bad Movie.

The estate of Michael Jackson owns the "Bad" trademark.

The Bad Moms solve mysteries undercover on the BMX circuit in Bad Moms 4: Rad Moms.

Cue "Still The One" by Shania Twain as JMP slowly realizes it's not 2016 any more…

Great job Ashton, now we have an hour and a half of movie left to kill. Anybody know any jokes?

Pat Sajak's still considered "interim host" of Wheel of Fortune. He can't wait til they find the right guy to take the spot and he can get back to his true passion, being part of the miscellaneous crew.

Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney have to love that joke, right? It's probably the biggest thing keeping their names out there in the public consciousness.

Dude where IS your car?

I didn't even question that for a second back in the day, because that's how every dumbass sitcom (especially if it was on TGIF) operated. No matter what town they're in there's always a super hip club or whatever when needed and never spoken of again.

That's one of my life goals, remaking The Bucket List before I die.

But I have photos of him as the blushing bride.

Bitten by a gold-plated, possibly Ukrainian radioactive spider?

I see Margaret Cho. But then I'm so enlightened I'm unable to see skin color or gender. Or facial features, hair or clothing.

Brian Doyle married into the Murray clan, he should bear no physical resemblance to Bill.

Think it's Walter Matthau.

But do Pace's parent company, Campbell's Soup, based in… CAMDEN NEW JERSEY?

But surely they're more energetic than the Gen Xers and their "Fuck The Vote" campaign.

You mean "Rocking the Vote", as it were?