His music reminds of me of a time and place. Specifically "goth night" at the all ages dance club in my crappy Texas town. Dead of Alive is a little lame, but high school goths in the mid 90s suburban Texas were EXTREMELY lame so who am I to judge.

It's uh, not possible they were the same person all along?

Whoa whoa whoa. Too Hot For AV Club.

They call it "Crackle" because if they're the only ones who will cover your story, you're gonna fry.

Then there's that ill-thought out episode where he and his teenage daughter switch bodies.

Oh, I don't know. I think they're pretty racey.

I presume it will be about our PC era run amok and he will gradually climb to take his rightful place as head of the organization as the women fail one by one.

There's really no better way to foster increased diversity and better understanding between the sexes and various races in our country than to use the ol' Switcheroo.

His bindle's just full of rocks. He was trying to look like a big shot to all the other hobos.

Don't you mean… "In the Fields?"

So you're saying inbreeding is the reason Forrest was a little slow?

But he's conducting experiments in the Galapagos. It could take months to recall him by sea!

"Sugar Knight" is just an honorary title he got for being such a sweetheart.

You mention Apple and it's music related. What does this have to do with The Beatles?

The follow up, "Blue Suede Elisabeth", didn't seem well thought out.

The Giggler is safe to Google but please don't Google the Googler.

She is probably my favorite blues musician. Shame she didn't do more with that.

I had my assistants quickly scan through every old Indiana Jones newswire comment section looking for bits to steal. Next time copyright your jokes.

Zack getting turned into MacKenzie Davis was a bit odd but the part where Screech stepped out of the computer screen to declare his love for Lisa Turtle was particularly well handled.

You'd have to have coffee alone against a green screen and then he'd fill in the setting and his parts of the conversation later.