Just ask the presumably men who she had sex with at whatever Tailhook is a reference to!

Elvira's still got it.

I think in a lot of cases "takes X number of years between projects" is retroactive code for "couldn't find directing work or funding for passion projects."

It's the Love Guru meets Teen Witch. Top that.

I understand that they have to deal with the sordid details of the Norwegian black metal murders but the most important thing they need to keep in mind is, it's all about the music.

You know your national anthem is a Judy Garland song? Scary Judy Garland, not Wizard of Oz Judy Garland.

Now I'm really confused. Twin Peaks is a TV show and not an upscale Hooters with busty waitresses, right? But then there's the guy from Showgirls right there.

Depends on which screensaver you bought.

He was so great, I remember him really standing out on a lot of comedy shows in the 90s (most FROM the 80s). He got really weird and absurd in a time where most other comics just told jokes mocking Indians for working at 7-11.

Gries, best known as KING VIDIOT…

"I understand you recently filmed a movie set in Afghanistan. When is that coming out?"

That's Ty-D-Bowl, Jay.

Wild guess? W. Bush impression.

That's the exact same reason I showed up to work not wearing pants.

You know what, I'm just going to install Red Hat Linux and start fresh.

Between Sinbad, Lando and this Aquaman there seems to be a whole lot of swashbuckling going on today.

Is that the same as a Mac? I went to the Mac store at the mall and all they had was makeup.

Maybe you can help me with this. I pulled out a thumb drive and forgot to eject it and now there's a warning that says it might be damaged. Do I take the computer to you or to a repair shop or—?

The "sorry" is already implied when you're talking about Cleveland.

Then afterwards he'll sober up and say "Why did I do that? I'm worth hundreds of millions of dollars."