How much do you charge not to do that?

That was because you can't be both a knight and a wizard. Unless you have a cool DM, and Queen Elizabeth is not a cool DM.

Though one might point out, he did accept a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction and performed at the ceremony and that's about as bullshit an award and enterprise as you can get.

What's a "swipe?" You mean press the home button?

He did send out a mass iMessage with emojis of a trophy and a face with a tongue sticking out and one eye winking.

Well, in that case you just shouldn't trust them because they're French.

Or Ray Jay Johnson.

Is this show actually good? I was instantly turned off because "high concept afterlife" is a genre I generally can't stand.

And don't chance playing Risk with me, because you let me get South America and it's game over man.

Are you calling her lazy? Because if there's one positive thing I can say about her, it's her industriousness.

Try pouring water on the Easy Button if nothing's happening.

That wasn't related to the DDoS, they just had a massive rush of traffic when they announced an incredible deal on $11.99 8gb USB 1 thumb drives.

As a sailor he'll probably use his magical Star Search ability to chart the course to A Different World.

It'd be really smooth if they could get Rob Thomas to produce.

That's roughly 1/9th as many as Two and a Half Men! Or 2,500 football fields or 3,500,000 daily cups of coffee.

Wow. It's tough to come up with a character I'm interested in less than Sinband.

Nobody's writing about Crackle.

Yeah, we have to be headed towards some sort of consolidation because this current system isn't really working.

I'll still never forgive her for turning in all those communists.

I just worry that with all this scripted nonsense she's been busying herself with she's forgetting the most important thing in life: improv.