There will be 11 seasons of "will they or won't day" sexual tension, then they finally will, then she'll be replaced by Shelly Long.

Sometimes I think Nick Lowe doesn't know the difference between being kind and being cruel.

You know, Doug Yule has been working as a seasonal mall Santa for thirty years now and nobody's ever made that connection before!

Yule get over it.

The one they call The Ticketmaster is a cruel, vain and jealous deity, this much is true.

So, you're saying the Han/Chewie relationship comprises a dramaturgical dyad?

I'll say! I got mugged at a gas station at that code!

A sealed VHS copy from 1989 is on sale on eBay right now for $4.99. Amaze your idiot friends!

They're all alive. I'm not touching ashes from a dead guy.

If they ever try to bulldoze it I'm going to chain myself to that website until it's declared a historical landmark.

Wait! We all aren't ready for this!

-Gargamel.

But you still claim that didn't lead to your 10 bottle of vanilla extract a day habit?

She replaced her mom Sally Yuthers on those Christian Children's Fund commercials. Nobody noticed the switch.

I have Mel Brooks, Harry Dean Stanton and Chuck Berry. Bought them from a black market celebrity ashes dealer behind the Big Lots.

U talkin' U2 to me?

The "control" part is where my radar really goes up. Like, you want what kind of control? Control over your ability to have a say in your own destiny, absolutely, but control over the destiny of others, that's getting into Trumptown.

Godard famously said, "In order to criticize a movie, you have to make another movie." I am currently in editing, check back in about 45 days.

I like to think when Michael Moore saw Trump was a serious contender two big dollar signs appeared over his eyes and there was a "ka-ching!" cash register sound.

I'm from the Red State Bible Belt and I've known countless people who want "control of their own country". Usually that has something to do with not acknowledging that people who aren't them are also citizens of their country.