If you're a 325 pound bodybuilder why do you need a gym? Just find another 325 pound bodybuilder and take turns lifting each other.

That is kind of my trademark with all my movies, and probably why I got fired from Pixar.

I'd disagree, I think this whole election could be a great outlandish political comedy if it was fiction. The only problem is you'd have to end it with Trump winning.

Jesus Christ, Fresno. The "SaveMart Center?" That's soooo depressing.

Blame Ruby, she got all the votes by taking her love to town.

The scary thing is every corporation over 21 is now allowed to vote. That can only be good for Trump.

On the other hand mock reality shows using The Office model have mostly subsided which is a pretty good thing. Not because The Office was bad but that was getting to be a really tired device. And this lawsuit doesn't really have anything to do with my enjoyment of Spinal Tap. Mascots is weak though.

Imagine what life would have been like in a pre-internet era. I might have actually attended comic book or Trekkie conventions in the 70s.

Paying Solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51? Watchin' a lot of Captain Kangaroo?

He needs to cap this feature off with video of going to one of the few remaining places that buys used CDs and getting $20 store credit for the 980 disc stack.

I was undecided for a long time but the Hillary campaign finally came through with an Outback Steakhouse gift card. Go Hillary! Yum!

Eh, Fake Paul wanted it more.

In the spirit of this I am going to watch 60 HOURS OF TELEVISION in the next 21 days to protest Trump. It will probably a mix of movies, sitcoms, talk shows and "other", and you can bet there will be a Simpsons rerun or two in there. This is going to be tough and I'm not sure I can pull it off but dammit, I have to…

Ed Norton should have his acting license taken away for his truly awful performance as a criminal who's pretending to be mentally disabled to gain access to the "the score" as a janitor.

I've been trying to rock a mullet for a few months now at the office, the problem is you have to always be facing your bosses, co-workers and clients. If one of them gets behind you to see the party in the back it's game over.

All the other superheroes HATE Captain Planet because he goes around acting like he's the only one of them who gives a shit about the environment.

Oh my God. If there was some way to get Game of Thrones cancelled, but not until the week before the very final episode was about to air… That could be what truly causes the internet to explode once and for all.

I'd guess that back then with something like Star Wars you could give away the whole story in the film trailer and 99% of the audience would still be going in fresh. Most people would see the trailer once, maybe twice in the theater and who's really going to remember the fine points weeks or months later?

The streaming networks have upped their game with their TV shows but the original movies still seem like they're where the streaming shows were at five years ago or so— they're trying way too hard to look and feel like real movies you'd see in a theater instead of actually making something worthwhile.

I didn't like it at the time but in hindsight I think A Mighty Wind is the second best after Spinal Tap. It's a different kind of humor, more subdued, but it works perfectly with 60s folk as opposed to heavy metal. I think it's also the only one that's done with the same degree of affection for the subject.