Maybe they'll play past midnight and you can get in at 12:01.

You're not from Austin, are you? Because technically that's considered California.

"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" - Bob Dylan, 1977

They were totally in until somebody told them what "Tush" was really about.

On the other hand if they sold artisanally crafted small-batch shaving razors or extremely high end photography equipment I might be on board.

Now, keep in mind, there's nothing in Texas to begin with except steers and queers.

Nothing is more artsy hacky than Larry Clark hastily tossing off that piece of shit movie "Marfa Girl" that was obviously an excuse to hang out for a month or two on someone else's dime.

Plus those horrible things she had to do to Dave Coulier to gain access to the Hollywood elite…

The funniness is probably what impresses me the most. Being able to sing, act and dance is rare but not THAT rare, adding a sharp sense of humor to that is almost unheard of.

Yeah, Off The Wall was a tremendous hit as well and pretty universally praised. MJ didn't just spring out of nowhere.

It's a train wreck of course but his performance is memorable and that Killers lipsync interlude one is one of the top standalone scenes from any movie last decade (and way better than either music video for that song.)

Except French Canadians, of course.

Keep in mind you'd have to WIN those Pogs, which was why a Pog based economy never took off- the heavy slammers always got the freshest VHS vids.

Look buddy, you keep your opinions about Paul Lynde to yourself.

Was there doubt it would be renewed? I'd love to see a headline that while it was a financial success with a significant fan base, AMC decided the show sucks and they're cancelling it effective immediately.

One thing I distinctly remember from video stores around the turn of the Willennium is when you'd look at the Independents section Parker Posey's picture seemed to be on easily half the VHS boxes. And there were always several copies of Party Girl that were never rented.

That's all very true, but still, nobody wants to talk about Superman Returns.

The gang must fight their way through zombie-infested Virginia and Maryland to reach Delaware so they can open an LLC.

I don't have any imaginary children myself. Though I did hook up with quite a few imaginary one-night-stands in my younger days, so who knows?

It was actually Bon Jovi's company and they're making one slight change, putting Marsten on a steel horse.