And how come everybody's always talking about Madden NFL 17? It's like Madden 08 never even existed.

Grab one quick though because they're only going up in value.

How do you define "honor?" That is an excellent question—

The show seems atrocious, but I do think Tim Meadows as Reagan is a bold choice.

The ONLY issue that matters, as far as I am concerned, is abortion.

His entire music library is 15 tapes, mostly soundtracks, he got by subscribing to a TV Guide Columbia House deal under a fake name. They're still trying to collect.

I've always assumed it would be what you'd hear in a crappy upscale chain steakhouse. Lots of Tony Bennett, etc.

I'm actually getting a colonoscopy right now. It's not bad!

Oh, yeah, Chris Grace. You're 38 now Grace, I'm not calling you "Topher."

I really think he might be a man who does not like dealing with other human beings. He did when he had to then stopped as soon as he possibly could.

Still, American Graffiti was a great movie and as sick as I am of everything Star Wars you really can't take anything away from the first, I mean fourth one, especially considering how visionary it was in 1977. I'm just glad I wasn't around to give lifetime passes yet because the trial around revoking Lucas' would be…

The game was good, I think. I have no affection whatsoever towards the character.

You couldn't slip the zookeeper twenty bucks to staple a couple of horns on a rhino?

He was an incredibly gifted director at one point. That's what's so maddening.

You all laughed when George Lucas shot everything on green screen, but now we could easily go back and make an entirely different movie around McGregor's performance.

Despite both being deceased Phil Brown and Shelagh Fraser are pushing for an Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru spinoff about the time they took a romantic space cruise.

Maybe— and I'm only saying this because it's too late to actually happen— but maybe he could be a little awesome if he starred in a well-made Mario 64-esque 3D platformer on the original Playstation. I mean he's not particularly more terrible than Crash Bandicoot.

That's been his dream ever since starring in The Island.

Rumor has it she's so stressed about studying for the debates she got addicted to caffeine pills.

Six hour miniseries about the day to day life of a hermit on Tatooine in the years before Luke shows up. Going to the droid store, setting womp rat traps, posting racist rants about Sand People on the space message boards, etc.