It's a regional dialect. Upstate India.

Try it with tonic next time you're at the curry plantation. The quinine really does help quell the malaria fever dreams.

I know a great one, but you wouldn't like it. It's porcupine based.

Those things aren't revokable. See The People v. George Lucas. The lawsuit, not the documentary.

Shepard Fairy: "Eh, lightning never strikes twice."

Even the scourge Genghis Dick was less of a dick.

I was undecided, but this is really making me think.

I like her as an actress and she seems all right as a person, but I make a point of not learning too much about her.

I feel like if he wasn't a successful comedian he might be a condescending yoga instructor.

Choo Choo The Hurkey-Jerky dancer, this is your chance to shine!

You call that a tour? Pff, my hard drive's bigger than that!

I got a "Don't Stop Believin" notification for this?

Haven't there been rumors or rumblings that he's going to start a Trump cable news network after the election?

Both great points.

Assembled via Craigslist casting call promising no pay but great TV exposure or scrounged from the stages of the San Fernando Valley's finest gentleman's clubs at 2am the night before?

Jesus Christ AV Club, you KNOW I am trying to stop calling the Corey Hotline.

It's called "shotgunning" for a reason. 12 gauge or GTFO.

Dekkar.

Oh, we don't care about Barb any more. Now we're all outraged over white male Ed Harris playing a role in Westworld originated by the also white male Yul Brynner who problematically played an Asian king.

I think the only way out for Billy Bush is to retroactively claim he was playing some kind of Ali G-esque frat boy bro toadie character all along to goad terrible celebrities. Even then, that might only win over Shia LaBoeuf, but at least that's one person who won't hate him.