That's the other Joel Cohen, and I heard he was so sick of Garfield he took up drugs and eventually Odie'd.

I honestly would have guessed these are two guys who made a point of not even owning a computer.

If I was Paul McCartney, and I'm not saying I'm not, I would tell the world the rumor was true and I was a fake all along on my deathbed.

What does Steve Martin have to do with this?

They kept yelling out for him to play Revolution No. 9.

Fun fact: Better Off Dead is known in most outlier Commonwealth nations as One Crazy Winter.

You were on a tour of American state college dorm rooms and Spencers Gifts?

The real question is who's more likely to vape, Leo DiCaprio or Sean Penn?

And it doesn't NEED to defend eugenics, the exact same movie could happen without the preamble and just be about the dumbing down of culture in general. You don't need a road map to get from here to there, it's pretty self evident.

I play the Oak Ridge Boys' "Elvira" when I'm seducing a lucky lady. I have a whole lipsync/dance routine to the bass singer's parts.

I called my cable company to tell them I wanted to try Epix and they just laughed at me.

Legend has it Hot Chili Ray was performing on a Hollywood rooftop and he saw a guy in the front row who let his friend drown and he made this song up right on the spot.

All I know is I'm suddenly craving a Michelob.

Or is it a third option, parody? But you're right, satire is the wrong word..

Then I'm gonna eat a whole plate of bacon, drink today's cocktail and order a bunch of pop figures from Amazon!

You don't like loving, toothless satire with no point of view other than to silly up the real thing by about 15%?

Can't talk now, someone just did a mashup of this video and the Perfect Strangers credits!

THE PTA HAS DISBANDED?

Ted Knight is also suing for one million dollars as the crash cost him a game-winning eagle.

The organizers of this years' Regarding Henrycon are following up with a $50 million suit to recoup losses after Ford was unable to show up at the five day Madison Square Garden event.