Classic Dameron.

Previously he was just sitting around his Wyoming weed ranch twiddling his thumbs nervously, waiting for an excuse.

"But your honor, isn't breaking a leg a thing actors WANT to happen?"

It's really about time Ares got his own show. He's like the Reggie to Apollo's Archie.

It's always amazing to me how many funny people drop the funny as soon as they get some success. One reason I love Norm Macdonald, he's a lifer.

David Letterman came pretty close in the 80s. As much as the current crowd worships him in his NBC days they all still aspire to be Johnny Carson.

This article has it backwards. Apple computers were traditionally popular with education and thus educators, or "teachers." Kids would give teachers fruit apples because kids are poor and can't afford to buy teachers computers.

Chris Pratt looks at Sean William Scott and says, "There but for the grace of God go I."

Probably Gene Autry since he's a crack shot. He already took out Audrey Meadows.

No, it wasn't really sexual.

You were in my dream last night. We were in gym class and you were climbing the rope and your shorts split and everybody could see EVERYTHING.

You'll have to forgive this new crowd of writers, they were born somewhere around season 15.

But then you're already paid for two trimesters of tuition. Best to take care of this in high school or earlier.

Whovian loves his Gilmore Girls.

I assume you mean "take them out for a steak dinner and patiently explain the concept of treating women like human beings." Not, you know, the other meaning.

You say that, until you see what the United States of Leland are gonna be like.

2016 itself is going to die in a murder-suicide pact with 2017 on November 3rd. The good news is, since the calendar will be fucked up anyway we can start with the Infinite Jest year naming system and what would have been Nov 4 2016 will be One-One-Year of the Good Credit Bad Credit No Credit No Problem Subprime…

If something in New York is named after someone from roughly the 40s or earlier I assume that guy was an evil and corrupt robber baron until proven otherwise.

They will go after you if you get, say, two tickets a year apart. It's rough, it's probably best to just buy cars in CA instead of importing them if you can.

Then he has to keep Oregon plates and registration as long as he owns the car though, right?