In burgerspeak, "Big Mac" is actually our word for "Duke". "Aristocrat" is just a poor translation.

"Oh that scar? It was just a lover's quarrel."

With that cast, they could literally just shoot a word-for-word remake of any of the Harry and the Hendersons TV episodes and I'd go see it.

I'm sorry, but a "patriotic" beer without a menacing looking bald eagle on the can? We can do better.

"…and maybe Meloni will even get a chance to hump a fridge." - Look, don't dangle a fridge hump in front of us unless you KNOW its going to happen. These sort of half-guesses and uniformed speculation are what makes for disappointed audiences and ruined birthdays.

There is no way any human being involved in any part of this transaction actually believes this is going to be good for DreamWorks.

So you're saying that the details remain A SECRET TO EVERYBODY?

Not with that kinda negative attitude it won't!

I'm a generally an anti-war hippie irl, but by the end of Avatar, I found myself desperately hoping that the butch military goons would just fucking wipe that planet out with a virus bomb already.

It doesn't know who Kanye West is and isn't repeatedly calling for the extermination of the Jews. I'd say that's two big steps forward already.

Just wait until The Passion of the Deadpool gets released. Something for everyone!

Well if Hollywood is good at one thing, its pulling a teat raw long after the milk has dried up.

The fact that she then gave him a handjob in appreciation is incidental.

I'm a militant atheist, but actually kinda liked Fireproof , or at least, didn't hate it. The overall message that relationships take real sacrifice and dedication seemed pretty universal. Of course, god got the credit at the end, but the real change when KK's character stopped being a full douche and started being…

Better than a Puddle of Mudd, I suppose.

The really scary thing is that Tay has already won three GOP primaries.

Judging by the photo, I'm concerned we may have lost one of the Frog Brothers to vampirism.

It promotes racist tweets, doesn't know how to block porn, and loves puppies. So, its become my Aunt Rita?

I'm still incredulous that this person came in second place in a competition whose prize was the US nuclear codes.

And if Gawker has more than one million in assets, I'd be stunned. Does the Hulkster take checks?