Hey, maybe Cassidy will turn her, too!

I am soooooooooo looking forward to seeing the "Messiah" next week. I know the series doesn't always adhere to the comic canon, but Garth Ennis was bucking for a lightning bolt. And we got Starr getting on the wrong end of "No Means Yes," so I'm feeling lucky. I don't think Allfather would be possible. Too expensive…

I had the image of certain groups applying to take those people's place in society. Qualifications: failing the GED, getting thrown out of Wal-Mart, buggering sisters and/or cousins, etc.

Did not know about that. I mostly know David from his voice actor work.

And Keith David! I know, not Community-related, but you always bring that guy in for the win.

So . . . when does Rick go down to the South and go apeshit on assholes, with either Rick and/or Morty in tow? I don't think any of them would need steroids. DMX would be mandatory, though.

He kinda owes them for his "win." On the other hand, swastikas and "Stars 'n' Bars" are symbols of losers of war, and that would be against his brand. But he owes them . . .

1.Who would want to replace those assholes?

"Mmmmmm, I love a man with hair on his face. But that's nothing compared to have a fully intact face!!"

"Thank you for coming on our dumb show, Ms. Sarandon." "It's Susan. And this is not the dumbest thing I've ever been involved in." "Speed Racer?" "The check was SO BIG."

"He's gonna be 'Julia Child,' cuz he's gonna toss a LOT of salads!"

"Chris Hardwick: The Best Thing To Come From Singled Out. At Least In Retrospect. Crap, What Is Carmen Electra Doing These Days?"

I thought those t-shirts only went to Africa. Apparently, they might be sent to Southeast Asia as well.

Try looking up their sets, especially "Dueling Dice."

Uncle? Granduncle? That's where my mind went.

I got an image in my head of Leslie Jones coddling Kyle Mooney, tell her that it doesn't matter if his movie doesn't make that much money. Then she'll mention that she starred in a Ghostbusters movie than was one of the biggest punching bags of 2016, and it still made a lot of money.

Mike Pence refers to his wife as "Mother," and he's her husband. I came up with it on my own, but I'm probably not the first person to think that up.

I was waiting . . . I was waiting . .. the line got dropped . . . and I laughed really, really hard. I know, we're all about disrespecting Mother's Husband these days, but you can't forget the old targets, even if they talk shit about people making things so much worse.

Are there any success stories from that franchise that aren't bootlickers for the Orange Skull? I quit after the fourth season, so all I know is that Bill Rancic married about his weight class and got a reality show, Tana went all-in on the Bedazzler, and Omarosa is a disgrace to any category you might place her in.

1. I should read the books.