I could watch Daniel Kaluuya read the newspaper. He's just so beautiful and the camera loves him. He genuinely is mesmerizing.

Jordan Peele is half white. He's hardly an example of look who's coming to dinner comic foiles.

I always think it's cute when an AV Club reviewer sort of misses the point of a film.

Maybe your Godforsaken wasteland of a venomous animal-filled country should stop creating so many serial killers. I think you guys ran out of plastic drums to dissolve bodies in abandoned bank buildings a few years ago.

I wouldn't. As horrible and callus as this sounds, cancer is a natural occurrence in the human body, and there's a little too much of a playing God aspect to the question they're asking for me to be comfortable with.

Plus Hitler was a really adorable baby.

She explained to Nora that her babysitter flaked.

Elizabeth mocks religion but the look on her face during the ritual was far from derisive. The ritual has power over even the unbeliever. It's a true thing.

As a bastard myself, I assure you I have no soul.

Are Orthodox allowed to marry outside of a church? Did Father whatshisname lug a tabernacle out of a local parish without anyone noticing?

Despite his age, he still has his freckles, which really adds to his face. I lost most of my insane amount of freckles by the time I was in my early thirties, and seeing Reid Scott makes me miss mine so much.

I think in Elizabeth's version of reality, Mother Russia totally has enough doctors and medicine and wouldn't even need her medical expertise. She'd help out a region that *really* needs it, and Russia totally doesn't!

Yah, he is new tie wearing.

Isn't Comet Pizza where they were trafficking kids for the sexual gratification of liberal democrat homos?!

I tried watching the Huey Newton thing, but all I could think the entire time was, "Why is some Italian guy cast in the role of Huey Newton?" I felt like I was in an alternate reality.

Oh shit, that was Lindsay Duncan! I didn't recognize her for some reason.

I forgot about that! It was a trick I'd read about and it works.

It doesn't trigger alarms, but it does look like smoke when you exhale, and you don't want to scare people. It vaguely smells like whatever flavor you're vaping. I just turn down my battery so it emits a smaller amount of vapor and use it in the bathroom or exhale in a blanket. It's technically not allowed, but I've…

Kevin's going to feel mighty angry when he discovers Matt's backup copy is a Wordpress blog that's regularly updated.

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