……. You thought I was chocolate ice cream, didn't you?

After three years of hard work and keeping my grades up, I've finally got my Bachelors degree in software development! What's more, a buddy I met at school set me up for an interview with his company, and I just accepted an offer for a big bump in pay. Plus I'm finally going to work in a field that I am suited for. …

I just hope he has enough stuff to ramble about for 4 years. Keep him busy behind that podium and away from buttons and phones.

Oh they know. Any cult worth their culty salt uses the hate of others to cult-fuel their cult-fire.

THIS IS THE JOKER.

Great summary of a short video clip, Internet!

If you're me, you already know the answer.

This is my exact experience with this movie. Are you me?

But which one charges the fastest in a microwave?

*Ahem*
I watch Dancing with the Stars.
-It's light and fun after a long day.
-The "stars" are starry enough that you can pick out a favorite, and also one that you wish would break an ankle.
-It's fun to watch the contestants get slowly better at dancing each week.
-It is even more fun to critique the bad dancers.
-All…

Whoever decided on this has never heard "Tom's Diner".

Yeah! I love this song too. Let'em say we're crazy. What do they know?

King taint.

"stop poking meeeeeee" - Duncan Jones

Bad news. Looks like they couldn't get Britney's blessing, or the rights to use her name. From now on, the name they're going with is Brortna Spurgalurg. I'm looking forward to the lifetime rendition of her hit song Get Me Maybe a Slice of Key-Lime

They were in Purgatory all along.

I am reading this a year later, and can confirm your statement.

I was kinda hoping that when the Portman branch was cut down, the Dennings leaf would fall with it…

Oh man, Zonko's? That place off the interstate with the giant clown head for a door? The one that cackles every time someone enters? Yeah, no thanks.

[Well-meaning, yet blisteringly ignorant response that's almost worse, in a way]