The title "That Awkward Moment" feels a lot more like 2008, so it's perfect.

Ahem, American Athletic Conference.

Community Revisited: Community spec scripts

In a nutshell, Democrats are incompetent and Republicans are malicious.

Willard.

What would it be like for a gay man or straight woman to be a penis doctor? I don't really know what a penis doctor is called. Is it a urologist? I feel like that might have to do more with urine.

If they just made SNL into The Taran Killam Show and had Taran Killam do every sketch, I would watch the shit out of that.

To be fair, anyone's Zooey Deschanel would look bad compared to Abby Elliott's.

…and she's Jewish?

There's plenty of room for NFL coaches to be stupid and kick the extra point when going for two would make far more sense. Somehow it's never the reverse.

Yeah, I'll always stop flipping through channels if Peyton Manning is on. He's incredible to watch.

Who? Alex Smith was by far the best quarterback available, and that includes everyone in the draft. If the Chiefs hadn't given up what they did, some other team would have.

I have yet to hear a compelling argument that the '85 Bears were better than the '84 49ers.

Or they can be Maryland and have all of that except the part about the success.

There's no actual proof that it is Adderall; according to the collective bargaining agreement, the league isn't allowed to disclose what substances players test positive for, and players always say that it's Adderall because it sounds better than the alternative.

I don't really want to say that everyone who doesn't like Colin Kaepernick is racist, but then everything negative that people say about him is racially coded.

Well, it's Bangladesh, so it's never going to be good.

Fuck yeah, the 2007 Warriors were awesome. They were the first Warriors team to make the playoffs in my lifetime, and when they beat the #1 seeded Mavericks people finally noticed that Oakland had (and still has) the best fans in the NBA. It's too bad they went 48-34 and somehow missed the playoffs the next year and…

There's no gymnastics at the Winter Olympics, so what even is there to care about? Fucking figure skating?

I spent my whole childhood playing baseball and I spend all my time thinking about it during the summer and I can totally get that the latter wouldn't have happened without the former. Hell, as it is, I don't really like watching baseball; I'd much rather have the radio tuned to the game while I spend my time doing…