I had the privilege of spending my childhood listening to Jon Miller on the radio 130 times a year, so I'm spoiled, but he was always really good on national TV, too, even though Joe Morgan dragged him down.

I'd consider those 15 yards more like collateral damage than heroism in and of itself.

As a 49ers fan, I don't think bias is one of Buck's issues. Aikman, on the other hand, managed to turn a mediocre NFL career into a second career peddling horseshit. He was unable to contain his utter disdain for Anquan Boldin all day, and it was completely unprofessional.

I remember in 2012 when Joe Buck did a Giants-49ers afternoon game at Candlestick and then immediately hightailed it to the Phone Booth to do the Cardinals-Giants NLCS game that night. Both games would have been improved by his absence, and of course the 49ers and Giants both lost because fuck me it's Joe Buck.

Jim Harbaugh is America

Fuck the haters. Jim Harbaugh is a hero.

In 2007, Jim Harbaugh's Stanford team set the record for most points beating the spread in college football history when they went to Los Angeles as 41-point underdogs and beat #2 USC 24-23.

Classic prose!

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The description that always made sense to me was "Friends if it were 30 Rock."

touché

When I was in grade school, I lived for 9 AM college football.

What's the plan in Seattle?

Leaving everything else aside, the fact that everything happens three hours later on Eastern Time is enough to make living in the East an unconscionable experience. I can't deal with baseball games that start at 10 PM.

Did he not see The Miracle of Life in school? I know that made vaginas impossibly gross for me.

I've lived in Maryland for the last year and a half and my biggest complaint is that the weather blows chunks. It's a humid subtropical climate where it also snows. Fuck that.

Silver Spring is nice. Last month I went to the AFI Silver theater there, and now I'm wondering why I hadn't ever done that before. Not only is it the nicest theater I've ever visited, but they have $10 student tickets! I wish I had known about it when I lived in Silver Spring, but now I'm staying in College Park and…

Enjoy cancerAIDS. You won't be the first.

It's a sad day for the AV Club when classic jokes are met with a mass of downvotes. I wish we could go back to the old days when we would just wish cancerAIDS on everyone.

Whoa, holy shit. I've seen the show in question, but there are some huge unmarked spoilers (like, so huge they ruin the show) in the first paragraph there. Might want to fix that.