I get what you're saying, but that's always kind of been there; there's the TI, although everyone hates the TI, and before that there was the Hater. (Maybe it's just Amelie, actually.)

i.e. white middle infielder

Only the most important team in the NFL, San Francisco.

I'm a college student, so on Sundays I wake up around noon and go to the dining hall to get a bunch of pizza and donuts to go. Then I come back and hook up my laptop to my second monitor (I have Sunday Ticket Max, which I was able to get by giving my roommate $40 to get the deluxe edition of Madden) and start…

Because this is an American site, maybe?

It's certainly an overpay, but the thing is that now the Mariners have a really good second baseman and the Yankees have…Brian Roberts?

Packers fans are kind of the NFL equivalent of Cardinals fans.

Fuck Seattle right in the Twelfth Man. (When you have to stoop to steal from fucking A&M, you know you're a dogshit organization.) Among their myriad crimes that have already been discussed, seeing their uniforms is the equivalent of an ocular abortion.

No, what's essential reading is the FJM treatment MMQB gets on KSK.

Grantland has Zach Lowe and a lot of piddling bullshit. I still read it because Zach Lowe is really good.

Mike Trout stole his powers.

My roommate's a huge Redskins fan. I want to laugh at him because my team is great and his isn't but really I just feel kind of sad.

Jon Bois is an American hero.

Fuck Eli Manning. He's not even good. Ugh. Fucking Kyle WIlliams.

Oh god, the 49ers would kick eight field goals and no touchdowns. They can win, but statistical indicators suggest the Panthers are the better team, despite being home underdogs. In any case, I'm hoping very much for a Saints-49ers NFC Championship Game at Candlestick.

As an American, I loathe Pete Carroll. Fuck USC.

What's better is a late shot clock chant, so the other team ends up holding the ball and getting called for a shot clock violation.

The difficulty of winning in Seattle is severely overstated. If Tampa Bay almost did it, it can't be that hard. Of course, the bigger issue is that Seattle's secondary will have a stranglehold on every opposing receiver, and apparently the NFL is morally opposed to calling penalties in the playoffs so they'll get away…

As a Giants fan, baseball was the best thing in the world until very recently but it is dead to me now.

Baseball writers are the worst people in the universe.