Yeah, I keep my tabs open for months at a time.

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[2:48 PM] i masturbate while working occasionally
[2:48 PM] this is true
[2:48 PM] technically
[2:48 PM] i've gotten paid to masturbate

Who said it?

At this point you've made enough references to sports in your writing that it's important that you identify your favorite teams.

What's the body count for this episode? I count nine or ten, depending on whether Lee Paxton is dead.

I hadn't thought about it that way, but that really gets at the heart of the issue, doesn't it? I've shown Community to dozens of people because I love it and I'm not shy about saying that. I would not let anyone see that scene with me around. It kind of reminds me of the whole Jeff-Hulk thing, except that I'm worried…

What was with the conversation between Shirley and Abed at the end? Was it supposed to be profound or even at all meaningful? I might have to rewatch, but it certainly didn't feel remotely like it was.

I will say that Danny Pudi's Cage impression was funny. If he had done that on set and it were posted onto YouTube or something, I would have loved it. It's just a shame about the context.

I'm so glad that the Justified season premiere is called "A Murder of Crowes".

Honestly, ever since NuDisqus came and destroyed my old AV Club account I haven't been reading the AV Club nearly as much as I used to, but I always make sure to check out the Hostages reviews.

When I was in elementary school, my favorite team was whoever was playing against USC.

It looks like the Janine Restrepo account is gone forever, if you care about that (you probably shouldn't). Anyway, you guys care about my opinion, right?

On further review, no, despite saying that I'm posting as Janine Restrepo, it shows up as DISQUS_Spider. RIP my confusing username.

This is two straight episodes of Bob's Burgers that involve Linda making people do something they don't want to do just because she feels like it. If I wanted this, I would still be watching Parks and Recreation.

It's 59.7° in my room right now. I'm not mad, just baffled that that's a thing that is happening. For reference, it's 39° outside.

I believe I've said on Tinychat in the past that later-season Britta is like the Baby Looney Tunes version of the character.

I will stand by the S4 finale being eminently watchable. It does what the season sets out to do better than any other episode in the season; there's a blueprint for a pretty decent show in that episode, although that show's not Community.

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It me altogether too happy to get this reference.