Are these beers already in the Untappd database and are the requisite nerdy badges already available to be earned? Inquiring (alcoholic) minds need to know!!

Irrelevant.

Saavik would actually be a brilliant choice…

There are many people who have Daddy issues regardless of how successful, nurturing, and amazing their Mommy's are. A few episodes of Intervention makes that pretty clear.

Oh

Please splain what you're on about here.

Poe's Law, my friend.

I'm thinking Heart would be most appropriate, no?

He's a misogynist because he's categorically denied involvement in The ExpendaBelles film? Where exactly did he say anything misogynistic?!

Certainly, there would be parity with Empire Strikes Back if he revealed to her that he was her father. That's my guess as well — but there's literally zero evidence on screen that suggests she might be.

Opinions can be - and are frequently - collected as metrics, dickhead.

Agreed on all fronts.

No, not really. Who do you think she's related to? *honest question*

Rotten Tomatoes' ability to suck a donkey dick is irrelevant. Your opinion sucks and is objectively hyperbolic based on 3 verifiable metrics.

It's not normally a tactic I like to employ — but when you refer to Into Darkness as "probably the single worst movie ever made" it makes the holy triumvirate not only legitimate but necessary.

I Love You, Man. Seriously, how did this not make the list?!

I found Punch Drunk Love painfully unfunny. So there's that.

It's pretty clear that Obvious Child has received unwarranted accolades because of its premise rather than its quality. A shame really, as Jenny Slate is a likable comedian (very much love her work on Kroll Show) but the writers forgot to add genuine laughs or anything remotely memorable to the film.

I usually don't call upon the holy triumvirate of Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, and Metacritic but your thesis - based on the numbers these sites present - is pathologically wrong.

A tribute does not need to be accepted by the receiver. It's bloody well nice if it is - and, ultimately, that's what the sender would normally wish to occur - but to say it MUST be accepted by the receiver is patently false.