To be fair, 100% of the times America was mentioned in his plays, it was to make fun of a person's nose for being covered in pimples. Also it was only once.

Foul! Rhetoric!

Absolutely no one deserves to be shot, but that's the only reason Scalise didn't deserve to be shot.

You get a load of this other thing he wrote? It's called "King Lear", and get this, it's about a spiteful elderly egotistical politician who fires his advisors if they don't just tell him what he wants to hear, and his amoral, power-hungry children. How blatant can he get with this metaphor?

Both sides are dumb is true, because all people are dumb.

Was that the Danny Boyle production, with Cumberbatch and Miller switching roles? I heard that one was a liiiiiiiittle too try-hardy.

Sandler for what? Sandy Wexler? I mean, it was surprisingly good, but still.

A friend of mine took her 13 year old daughter to see Spy, because she thought the R rating came only from language, which she doesn't care about, and then BAM dicks on the screen. So I get you.

Well, I'm not Kumail, I'm Brian, and I don't often see "a joke around these parts" that is just a regular racist comment, but okay, cool.

He's definitely one of those guys where you always forget how good they are, yeah.

Why would it be?

The episodic model was perfect for this series. In previous installments, it was hard to resist the temptation to just finish the level in the most slapdash way and move onto the next one, but for this, you really got time to breathe, time to really enjoy all the ins and outs of each location.

True, but they mentioned on the show that she'd still be suitable for her owner's use, she just wouldn't receive pleasure. That seems like a clitoridectomy to me.

Yeah, it's not a 400 year old play, it's a 418 year old play.

That's why I get all of my political advice from old Thor comics.

"Sheila Jackson Lee has an 'F'? From whom?"

"No one was advocating for this form of violence at all."

It's this weird thing that happens where they hear about something once, and it never leaves their heads. Like that one time coloring books were mentioned, and now they can't shut the fuck up about them.

The representative who was shot, for instance, believes very strongly that crazy people should have easy access to firearms.

Your trailer is ready, Mr. Bolger.