They removed her clitoris. I doubt the people who attend that club would necessarily be interested in whether or not she was enjoying herself.

So, what, did they change the ending of the play so that Brutus and Cassius get away with it, Rome is saved, and they're lauded as heroes? Or are you just pulling that out of your ass?

"You got five thousand dollars? I'll put it…. here. In my white suit."

Especially since more or less Caesar is depicted in the play as not such a bad guy, just one whose popularity outstrips his achievements after an early victory, and who is too eager to consolidate power. The assassins are certainly the villains of the piece, and the assassination leads to instability and revolt.…

Well, if they weren't at the center of it before, they sure are now.

Ah, Gavin McInnes. The man who looks AND acts like an evil Travis McElroy.

Hey, that was basically Robert Moses's opinion. "GODDAMN COMMUNISTS GIVING AWAY THEATER IN MY PARK?! I'LL KILL THEM."

Hey, still just five pounds for a Londoner to be a groundling.

Sometimes I think they have no more with than an ordinary man or a Christian.

My favorite part of that movie was that instead of hiring the Lord Admiral's Men to do Richard II, a play about a monarch gone mad with unchecked power - as actually happened in history - Emmerich had Wessex hire them to do Richard III, a play about how great Elizabeth's family is, and how lucky we are that they're…

Roland Emmerich, who let you in here.

Run it on a triple bill with Timon of Athens and Pericles. Your theater might implode from lack of interest.

Ubu Roi was made for Trump.

Nah, she's one of those ghost characters that they talk about but you never see.

Much Ado About Flushin'

Wow.

If you think this is something, wait til they find out about King Lear. You know, the one about a senile and spiteful old politician whose greedy adult children exploit his idiocy for their own personal gain? Or the Tempest, where an old man with a disturbingly close relationship with his daughter lives in paranoid…

"Because nobody would put their money in there if you just called it Fred's Bank."

You can look at photos, they're definitely intentionally modeling him after Trump. On the other hand, if somebody thinks that Julius Caesar "advocates" assassination, they do not know the play, like, at all.

You know literally the entire point of the play is that murdering Julius Caesar was a bad thing, and they shouldn't have done it? And they don't get away with it?