They didn't mention that the character also has an ugly haircut and an overly long tie, but I guess they wouldn't. (By the way, not joking, he actually does.)

So what's Carolla's excuse?

Because the coloring book contains blatantly transphobic imagery and text? Not that hard to work out.

I also loved the revelation that Montez has a better Gary, just like she's a better Selina.

So… What's with Laurie's hair? That bald spot is something. It looks like it's tunneling under the rest to get to freedom.

I always just tell them to google "Solid South", "New Deal", "Goldwater Republican", "Dixiecrat", and "Southern Strategy", and get back to me with any questions. So far no one has.

Societies like this are always hanging on by a thread, and always great at acting like they aren't until it all comes down.

The book version of Gilead is explicitly white supremacist, and while I get the reasoning, as you said, I agree that it somewhat weakens the message. This is like the ONE TIME I think diversifying a cast weakens the story.

Meanwhile their dumb asses are still trying to fight the goddamn civil war.

They get really pissy when you use their terminology to call out their fragility and it's HILARIOUS.

"Every single point you just made is idiotic and wrong for more reasons than I can count"

Woof. You got that right. I live near a superfund site. The plants around there are so visibly fucked up.

I don't know if you noticed, but a slim minority of the country elected a reality TV star/ad pitchman/pro wrestler president. All politics news is pop culture news now.

"This is journalism"

"The op-ed literally has quotes from the people that organized it, the president of the university, and a student that attended it. "

"Why the living hell do I want to respond to that idiot's question."

I should really stop antagonizing Tandy, but if he says "I'm done here" one more time, I get a free sub.

Conservatives love to say that people shouldn't complain. They ESPECIALLY like to say that people shouldn't complain because something worse is happening somewhere. So by that logic, people complaining about things conservatives like is the worst thing ever, because that's the thing they deign to complain about.

Sorry, still trying to keep track, are you done here, or not?

Hey, my point was consistent. You kept changing the subject and acting like I was doing that because I refused to accept your fabricated versions of my point. Are you done with this yet?