That's not "making up a fake quote", it's a joke. And the name must have been an autocorrect error. My computer seems to think I was talking about the car.

It was a couple years ago. A Buddhist congresswoman was being sworn in on a book other than the Bible, and I wondered if he'd throw a fit about that like he did when a Muslim did it. As you may recall, he pretended that it wasn't because the guy was a Muslim, but just because Bibles are tradition. No one believed him,…

Relax, snowflake. Your POV is toooootally valid. I really respect your viewpoint that when a comedian tells an unfunny joke, it's because the audience is listening wrong. Totally makes sense.

"Why can't I do blackface anymore?!"

Also, when enough of them get together, schools get shut down.

One professor at one campus allowed his students to reschedule an exam if they were shell shocked from the election. Needless to say, conservative heads exploded.

He didn't ask what they are. I assume he knows what they are. He asked what you THINK they are.

Yup. And "trigger warnings", another thing they hate, just means a heads up that a subject will be discussed. It's not censorship, it's basically the opposite. A way of ensuring that all topics can be addressed.

In the words of Brian Regan: "I ate two boxen of donuts."

Max Biyalistock may have been a con artist, but if anything, that makes his advice even more pertinent here: "NEVER PUT YOUR OWN MONEY IN THE SHOW!!!"

Oh, man, that idiot. Watch hbomberguy's takedowns of him, you'll feel better.

Like when they recently said SNL was "fat shaming" because a fat person was played by a fat actress. There were no jokes about her being fat, though. They showed her eating once, but that was a joke about how "aw shucks" folksy she is, not her weight.

WHAT A TWIST!

It's worth considering Eddie Murphy. in Raw, he talks about two types of people that didn't like Delirious. Namely, Bill Cosby, and gay people. When he talks about Cosby, he takes the time to set up a joke, to tell a story, to do an impression. When he talks about gay people, he just goes "LOL FAGS". This is…

I'm in a rush now, so I don't have time to look it up, but it's very well worth looking up the video of Paul F Tompkins talking about how "PC culture" is good for comedy, because it forces comedians to be more creative. It's called "why political correctness is good for comedy" or something like that. He brings up…

Conservatives are the people who will loudly scream that a famous actor who is also intelligent, well spoken, and knows a lot about what they're talking about should never speak about politics, but Stacey Dash should become a paid news commentator because holy shit, the ninth most famous person from a 20 year old…

I legitimately love how hard he tried to do an American accent, which he is utterly incapable of doing.

This will probably actually work out for him, because American conservatives are desperate starfuckers.

Que sopresa! At least his obsessive need to control women is resulting in drastically reduced odds of him getting another date.

Texting in a theater is bad, but I can basically guarantee this guy is a weirdo creep.