Are they Native American? Or are they like Johnny Depp, with his "someone told me one of my grandmothers was part Creek or maybe Cherokee, so that totally counts"?

We should all just do what this guy did, and buy our first business with a gift of 35,000 bucks from our grandpa.

I believe he's continuing it at his new site.

If the joke is "because of penises", then yes, it's a gay panic joke.

They originally wanted Billy Crystal for Buzz. That is insane.

No, I never said it was a worse problem. I was referring to people who act like Islam is the sole source of these things, and Christianity would never do such a thing, when in reality, you can see Christians acting like this in this very country. The Muslim countries you mention aren't proof that Islam is inherently…

That's a mighty fine strawman you beat up there, sir. Mighty fine.

Plus, they are so intent on bashing Islam as a whole, they completely ignore that there are pockets of Christianity in this very country that do this exact shit.

You know there are Christians in this very country who run small societies like this? You know there are Christian legislators and commentators in this country who freely and openly speak out against the rights of women? You know there are Christian religious leaders in this country who actively make laws…

You seem like you have no idea how show business works.

Ooh, two racist insults at once. Well done, Iceland.

Yeah, she's actually good at analyzing regular day-to-day interactions between black folks and white folks, but trying to go in with any nuance or bringing in any other race can get her really out of her depth really fast.

There's a 30 Rock episode that addresses this with an unusual amount of racial tact for a Tina Fey project, with Toofer taking the position that drag roles are a way that white writers have demeaned black performers, and Tracy taking the position that many black performers, from Flip Wilson to Tyler Perry, have…

That data would only be relevant if "meaningful" were an objective value, so

Twitter has about 300 million active users. That's like 1/20 of humans on earth. That's not an incredibly tiny proportion.

Yeah, after the first issue and that reveal, I was defending the story. Not only for the aforementioned reason, that Kirby did at first, but because I think it's silly to judge the storyline entirely based on a first act reveal. (People were also taking the writer at face value when he said it wasn't brainwashing or…

I quite agree. The hydra Cap storyline is indeed terrible, but it's terrible on its own merits. People who invoke Kirby's Judaism as a reason it's bad are totally in the wrong. Jack Kirby did a story where Captain America was made into a literal Nazi, not a comic villain crypto-Nazi, so he obviously wouldn't have a…

Forrest MacNeil is one of TV's greatest villains. I don't think I've ever seen someone so willing to harm everyone and everything in his path and act like it's not only the right thing to do, but somehow required of him, acting like it's out of his hands, even when he's clearly making deliberate choices that lead to…

So… conservatives fired her for having an opinion that diverges from their party line, and your takeaway is somehow that liberals are brownshirts?

Yeah, otherwise they'd have to give them benefits. Same reason professional wrestlers are all independent contractors, even when they're basically the face of the company. Speaking of which, Trump's small business administrator…