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When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?!

A poem by Hans Moleman: "I think that I will never see, my cataracts are blinding me."

"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay."

I need the biggest seed bell you haveā€¦ No, that's too big.

Yeah, this is just a desperate attempt for more Simpsons week content. There's no way they'll kick off Hibbert. He's a completely different character now.

It's the same table!

To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders! - I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and - THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

Homer wishing:

Works on contingency? No! Money down.

I forget the exact quote, but Homer getting them out of the man-eating plant and when they asked how he did it he says "It's a plant, duh." or something, that was a really solid joke.

No.

You honestly would. They're shit.

Yeah, I thought that episode was basically garbage. Was there a single funny joke? People just love their legos.

I'm not NOT licking toads.

"Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?" is a perfectly cromulent response.

MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!

Iron helps us play!

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza.

Save me, Tsisnajini!

"I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box."