Pepi.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

And a short while later: "Well, I'm off to market!"

Barney: I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.
Lisa: Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.
Barney: No, I'm not.

Good morning, class. A certain agitator, for privacy's sake, lets call her "Lisa S."…. No that's too obvious… uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.

Marge: Otto, you can't watch TV all day.

WHACKY SHACK!!!!

A few I didn't see:

ZZZZZAP! ZZZZZZZAP!

You really have to include Marge's "It's not Batman!"

Have ye tried a Baltic squid? They can suck the bolts off a submarine's hull.

Tute on son! Tute on!

Love that. Also: Here's the grapes… and here's the wrath!

You really fucked that up.

What is the freakin' hold-up?

Boy, time really flies when you're reading… The Bible?! Ewww…

That's definitely one of the all-time greats.

It was a different time back then.

I'm not sure what else is opening, but I'd be surprised if it even made it to #1 at all.

Can't wait for the opening rank-out.