Every once in a while you wonder if western culture has really been worth it, and then something like this comes along that makes a pretty definitive answer.

Well, you can look at lists like this as a way of deciding what that handful might be. go for quality, not quantity.

Here's the thing: the child is shivering in the cold, right? What good would it do to bring him silver and gold?

Dream on!

The good: saw an awesome bluegrass show Saturday night, local talent, the banjo player is fantastic and the singer has a great voice.

Or mash it up with the Star Wars trailer.

What's taters, Precious?

Where? Where's your link!

The rarest treasure in the galaxy: a joke too obvious for the A.V. Club.

Since we're compiling a real list, let's not forget that Richard Harris was both Dumbledore and King Arthur.

Does I has to call you Johnson?

Okay, I laughed at the Hot Wheels Initiative. Good work, Barsanti.

1701D was just out of warranty when that happened - a real pity.

Give it back to the polar bears!

Mmmmm.. bread to absorb the drippings.

Well, you need to get yourself in the right frame of mind. For example, I had this on in the background when I was brewing beer one night. And since the first rule of brew night is, open up a couple bottles from the previous batch, the experience wasn't too bad.

It can be four things!

Here's ten thousand euros, go see a Star War.

Huh. My dad and I did this forty years ago, with an old tape recorder. Who knew we were that far ahead of the curve?

You got nothin'!