Don't worry, I'm sure they'll redesign everything to look grim and gritty, like the inside of the dullest battleship you ever seen - and add lens flares!

I used to read these books to my daughter, they are great. I would always try to read Frog in the voice of Data and Toad in the voice of Worf.

Did it cost you more than a buck an ear?

Naw, you just need some guy with a grudge trying to kill the captain, plus get the ship destroyed at some point. Boom, you're done!

But you know, it's our bread-and-butter around here.

What if it rains, though?

Or bring back Abbot and Costello.

Whoa, whoa, spoilers! I haven't even read the book yet.

And one is a talking newt.

Are you laughing at the superior intellect?

It's funny because a lot of people in North America don't believe in weird Australian animals, such as drop bears.

You don't need to know the way.

No, this one:

Swordfish

Give it back!

Rusty's first reaction when Mike confronts him is, "Oh, well, you know, the economy…" Also hilarious.

It is a silly place.

One million quatloos for this joke!

Fantastic! I'll put this on as soon as I'm done with the Guardians 2 soundtrack.

"Streaking." We had streaking in the sun. That's how our buns got burned!