Whenever one of those videos comes out of a woman in the checkout line at Costco or Walmart or wherever berating another customer for either being a Muslim or using an EBT card, the rude woman doing the berating always looks exactly like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Or maybe I just imagine Sarah Huckabee Sanders as the…

DENIM VEST LIVES MATTER

How about all the songs that sound exactly like Skyfall?

Admittedly, I'm not a fan of Adele. But this still seems like a smart move. It must be tough to put a setlist together after you realize you only have 3 songs.

If every Black Lives Matter activist in the country went out tomorrow and bought every gun and rifle they could get their hands on, would the NRA celebrate them for exercising their Constitutional rights? Or would they collectively shit their pants in terror and warn the "real" Americans that "they" are coming?

I like how in the tweet he refers to something he "heard" on Morning Joe, and then insists he doesn't watch it. Just like people who "hear" about weird trends in online pornography. Like "I heard about these porn videos where the chicks have dicks (I don't watch them because the chicks are ugly and the production…

Every day other than last Saturday.

They either don't care, or they chalk up negative stories like one as FAKE NEWS!!! Never mind that this is a story about Trump's latest Twitter-shart, meaning it's coming directly from the man himself, that's a distinction they're either unable or unwilling to make.

His mouth looks like a tiny little puckered butthole, but the man himself is a walking prolapse.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say something some might find controversial, but it needs to be said: The President of the United States is a gigantic, gaping asshole.

Lizz is fighting the good fight, but her constantly wearing the "Co-creator of The Daily Show" bio is a little disingenuous. Technically yes, she was a creator and writer on that show. But she left in 1998, a year before Jon Stewart took over the show and it became relevant and good.

Tobey Maguire was a crappy Spider-Man. He was in 2 good movies, but they were good in spite of Maguire.

Finally this show is starting to feel like the comic. Different, but much more in the same vein than the first season was. I forget which episode it was, but when Jesse is talking about his mother's family and the camera focuses on the underwater coffin in the fishtank in the background… awesome.

Aaaand fuck you as well.

Fuck you also.

Fuck you.

Almost 30 years ago, holy shit I"m old.

Ron will do fine. When he's not adapting crappy Dan Brown books, he makes pretty good movies.

Trump doesn't have "politics". He has the politics of whoever talked to him last.

They're in the same universe the same way the Guardians of the Galaxy and Punisher comics are in the same universe. Technically they're in the same building, but one is in the basement and one is on the roof.