DAREDEVIL PLEASE!!!

Not really. It's possible to express one's attraction to a woman without diminishing her incredible talent. It's the opposite of sad, really.

Tour launches in August. Does that mean an album before then? IT'S BEEN OVER 3 YEARS!!!!

It's cute the way you censored the word masturbate.

Remember a couple years ago when Edgar Wright suddenly dropped out of directing the Ant-Man movie and everyone assumed the final product would be a disjointed, unwatchable mess? And then when it finally came out it was actually pretty good? That's because with these massive Disney-produced franchise movies, the…

I thought I'd gotten over the silly celebrity crushes of my youth, but then along came Annie Clark. At the risk of sounding objectifyingly sexist… YOWZA.

What's that old adage? "If you're Steve Bannon, don't call other people fat because you look like deep-fried cookie dough."

People do that. "The trick is not minding that it hurts."

OK… well, right now BCS is in 2003, and BB starts in 2007. Jimmy has already adopted the Saul Goodman pseudonym for his cheesy production company, and the people closest to him are in dire straits. Not much of a stretch at all that Jimmy becomes Saul full-time in the next year or two.

I'm not so sure it would be impossible. Drowning yourself in a sink, yeah, that's impossible. But setting your house on fire and just not moving seems more plausible.

Theory: Kim gets hooked on painkillers, graduates to meth, hooks up with a guy named Spooge, and drops a stolen ATM on his head.

I don't look at episode titles, or the "next time on…" teasers.

I love how the MCU is at a point where it resembles the comics universe, with all its distinct corners that clearly share the same universe without confusing things by crossing over with each other all the time. The movies are like the big event comics with huge characters and stories with massive repercussions; the…

I submit to your superior Marvel knowledge.

I guess I was thinking about Brian Bendis's "Illuminati" miniseries from a while back, and one of the issues dealt with Reed Richards being in possession of the Gauntlet and most of the Gems, and asking the rest of the group to hide them all somewhere so no one person would have them all at once.

Infinity Cubic-Zirconia. Makes sense.

I always assumed the Age of Ultron post-credits where Thanos grabs the Gauntlet took place on Asgard, since the Gauntlet is shown in Asgard's armory in the first Thor movie…

It's been a thing in the comics for at least as far back as the early 90s when I started reading Marvel. I always assumed (like the movies have shown) that possessing any one of the stones makes the owner incredibly powerful, but if you gather all of them together along with the Gauntlet, then it's time to watch the…

I can't wait for Steven Seagal to star in Oliver Stone's Putin biopic. It'll be 210 minutes long and all the fight scenes will be shot from the waist up.

So they know what products to buy, obviously.