The thing that always helps to remember about Donald Jr is that he's really, really stupid.

I'll take "Things liberals have been saying for years" for $400, Alex.

Yeah, politically-motivated shootings committed by leftists are a real epidemic. There's the one today, and…. um…………Lee Harvey Oswald?

Some people will claim it's too soon for this conversation and that it's only politicizing a senseless tragedy, but it's long past time for some serious conversation about the all-too-easy access to public art in this country. Sorry, but it's true. How many more of these things do we have to endure before we do…

We're just waiting for Elon Musk to unveil his superpowered suit of armor. Once that happens, other superhumans will begin to reveal themselves over the course of the next decade or so. That's usually the way these things tend to play out.

"Within You" and "As The World Falls Down" are among Bowie's very best songs. I watched Labyrinth A LOT as a kid, and as a result Bowie was my first favorite rock star before I even knew who the hell he was. It's also a movie that I went about a decade or so without watching, and I was always hesitant to go back and…

They've been showing "All The President's Men" on cable lately. The president in that movie is portrayed as a power-mad criminal brought down by his own hubris. It's a blatantly transparent Trump allegory. Someone should contact Fox News.

Shakespeare? More like Shakes His Pee'er, right Donald? Get it? Because of the pee tape?

It's my favorite album of theirs, along with Fables.

I would've been 6 or 7 during the Lifes Rich Pageant tour, so that's a time machine show. But the Monster tour was the first opportunity I had to see them after becoming a fan a few years earlier, so I still regret that one. And adding in the opening act of Radiohead playing stuff from "The Bends" makes it all the…

You're right, the Monster tour wasn't until 1995. And since most of "New Adventures In Hi-Fi" is made up of live performances from soundchecks during that tour, missing it stings even more.

I could've seen R.E.M. and Radiohead in 1994, but I couldn't go because I was 13 and it was a school night. Thanks, mom.

I thought the movie was a tad overrated, but the monster is still one of the scariest goddamn movie monsters I've ever seen.

Good call. 1918 it is.

With a time machine there's plenty of time to do whatever you want. I have a trip all planned out:

I remember watching "Mac & Me" as a kid, and it was the first time I ever realized bad movies existed. It's so terrible it destroys the innocence of childhood.

Maybe some committees will waste their time, but Comey sure made it sound like Mueller is gunning for obstruction of justice against TrumpCo.

I still don't believe her. Unless she literally meant "Donald Trump is not an ancient Greek string instrument", I'm pretty sure she's full of shit.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Trump is not a liar."

The sound Jango Fett's bombs make in Episode II.