*insert South Park beating dead horse gif here*

Trumpcare is circling the drain, his Muslim Ban keeps getting blocked by judges, he's under FBI investigation, his budget proposal horrified everyone except Paul Ryan and Ramsay Bolton, and his approval numbers are sinking like a stone.

That would've been interesting in the Nolanverse, but with Jared Leto's Joker I want to see as little of him as possible.

But Deathstroke kills people, so…. actually yeah, same character.

I can't believe it's taken someone this long to make that joke.

It's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. It makes Walking Dead look like Archie.

He does tend to get lost in depravity for depravity's sake at times. You probably shouldn't read Crossed.

Wait, I meant "Up Is Down and Black Is White". The one where Nicky Cavella digs up Frank's family remains, pisses on them, while filming the whole thing. He releases the tape to the media, and Frank goes absolutely apeshit.

"The Slavers" from the MAX run is the best Punisher story ever written. That story, and "The Long Cold Dark" are the highlights of the stellar MAX series.

The MAX run loses the comedy completely, and tells a pitch-black story about government spooks and psychotic mobsters. The whole thing is a masterpiece. I always thought the Marvel Knights run was just Ennis goofing around and having fun tormenting Marvel's big-name characters until he could get the chance to write…

That's right, it was a midget mob boss who would kidnap people and cut off their legs and sew their feet back on, turning them into, um, little people. And when he tried it on Wolverine the chainsaw got all fucked up because of the adamantium bones.

Hey, that comic where Wolverine gets runs over with a steamroller is hilarious. Before that though, Punisher shoots him in the face with a shotgun, blasting off all his flesh and tongue, so Wolverine is left mumbling like an idiot for the rest of the issue. It was from the "batshit crazy" period of Garth Ennis's…

Captain America vs the Orange Skull. Go get em, Cap.

You must be in Texas.

If he's so upset about the video, then why the fuck did he agree to play himself?

Oh, and that moment right before the battle when it starts raining and all we hear is the sound of raindrops on armor is one of the best single moments in the entire trilogy.

The shield-surfing thing… For fuck's sake, Legolas wanted to get down those stairs real quick, so he hopped on the shield and skated on down. It's one of those things that's kinda neat (or stupid) when it happens, then you forget about it the very next second.

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. And then the murders began.

At least this means Aidy Bryant gets some more screentime on SNL this week.

Nazism is more than just an extreme opinion or lifestyle, it's FUCKING NAZISM.