I've completely lost track of the continuity in these movies. Which I guess makes sense, since they're X-Men movies, and those comics treat continuity like Trump treats Russian whores.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

No mention of his appearance on Public Enemy's "Fear of a Black Planet"? You disappoint me, AV Club.

Hey, at least he didn't make up a fake terrorist attack in Sweden or someplace.

I love these movies so much, and for that I will make NO apology.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Punching had a shitload of problems, but Affleck wasn't one of them. He was good as both Batman and Bruce Wayne, and when it was just him onscreen doing Bat-stuff the movie worked really well. Yeah, they had him do some stupid stuff like stealthily attach a tracker to a truck so he could…

Fuck you Trump, you boring moron.

"Those who would sacrifice pissing off Donald Trump for some short-lived comedy deserve neither comedy nor seeing a pissed-off Donald Trump."

I kinda like the way they portray Bannon now, as a hooded Grim Reaper figure pulling the strings.

Superhero movies and indie comedies already got married and had a kid. It's called "Super" and it's awesome.

I'm still not sure if these movies are CGI animation or stop-motion with real Legos…

"I think if you look at the totality of his remarks they were absolutely beautiful. The most beautiful remarks ever given by a president, ever. People were crying, and several women spontaneously achieved orgasm through the sheer beauty of the remarks. And there were 1.5 million people in that room, period."

Corporate Censorship is when Starbucks uses plain red cups at Christmastime because they hate Jesus.

It's 2017, and we're debating how much space to give Nazis. Great work, America!

"Yeah, I'll take a Grande Non-Fat Smoked Butterscotch Sugarbomb Snowman Jizz Latte with whip, but please hold the terrorism. Thanks!"

Me too, but Saturday felt good.

In the words of their hero Saint Ronald of Reagan, "We're PAYING for those phones!"

According to the new Star Wars canon, the second Death Star was only half-built because the cheapskate asshole Emperor stiffed the contractors on the bill and they refused to start work again until they got paid. Or at least that should be the new canon.

It would be as if millions of voices cried out with hope and were suddenly silenced.

Awwww, hey there tiny little baby deer! Who's a cute little deer? You are! Yes you are! Who doesn't know his country is quickly sliding towards fascism? You don't, you tiny little ball of hooves and fuzz! All you care about is grass and flowers and a nice quiet spot in the woods and oh my god I'm jealous of that deer.