The Obama Admin even responded to the "We Should Build A Death Star" petition after it got the requisite amount of signatures. The response was a polite "no", but it was geeky and funny.

It broke my heart when I found out the owners of the Yuengling brewery are big supporters of President Fuckface. I really like that beer. Thankfully there's a local microbrew that tastes almost exactly the same.

"They just overspend on different cultural signifiers."

He was in one good Bond movie.

Man. Piers Morgan is a real dick, huh?

Here's how to work Barron Trump into a criticism of his father:

I don't care how much of a massive piece of shit the president is, you leave his underage kids alone. That's just a rule. Uday and Qusay Trump? Fuck those guys, they're fair game. But leave the little kid alone.

THANK YOU! That's been bothering me for months. Fat fucker can't even wear a tie.

Unless the movie switches to a visibly cheaper film stock every time a fight scene happens, it's not the real Power Rangers.

Not that I've been right in any of my predictions about this asshole for the past couple years, but I give him 2 years before he quits, tops. He'll see his approval ratings continue to plummet (already the lowest ever recorded for an incoming president), and if the Democrats can get their shit together and mount a…

There's already a Winter White House. It's called the White House. It's where presidents live when they actually give a fuck about being the president.

Good thing it wasn't pee, cuz then President Fuckface would use that video as porn.

The show needs 3 or 4 more episodes to resolve the miniseries cliffhanger from last year, and tie up the loose ends in the mythology (or the big ones, at least).

Those people see Wall Street as a cautionary tale about excessive governmental regulation of the financial sector. You don't just emulate Gordon Gekko, you learn from his mistakes.

It's the perfect example of what happens when pop culture is too subtle for the audience.

A shit-ton of violence. The part where the two-legged robot kills the guy in the boardroom is much gorier in the uncut version. He gets pumped full of bullets for almost 10 seconds. It's hilarious.

Casper Van Dien clearly didn't "get it", which actually makes his performance better. The dude looks like an Aryan Superman, so having his character be one of the true-believers makes it even creepier.

It's always terrifying when a huge number of people miss the point of something so obvious, and then go full-bore with the wrong idea. How many people still don't get that Gordon Gekko and Tony Montana were the villains in their movies? Or that the corporatized police force in Robocop and the fascist-propaganda…

I swear, if Jesus Christ came down from Heaven tomorrow and said some real shit about Trump, that asshole would be on Twitter at 4:00 the next morning. "Jesus is an overrated Messiah. I like Messiahs that weren't crucified. Sad!"

I think the Final Cut and the Director's Cut are pretty much the same movie, with the Final Cut having more polished effects like CGI'ing the stunt double's face out of the scene where the Replicant stripper dives through the sheet of glass.