I played the shit out of that version in 1996.

No we didn't. More people voted for the person who was actually qualified for the job. We're stuck with Orange Fuckface because of a antiquated system created by slave owners 240 years ago.

Alien 3 works if you look at it as a nightmare Ripley has while in hypersleep after Aliens. Suddenly the plot holes don't mattter anymore and the pointless killing off of Newt and Hicks makes sense, because she's having a nightmare.

Also, he was in Predator. If President Fuckface was in Predator, I'd probably hate him a tiny bit less.

Also, back then most people didn't realize the producer and star was a fascist piece of shit.

It was a stupid show 10 years ago, and it's a stupid show now. "The Apprentice" in 2017 has the same cultural relevance as John Wayne Gacy's creepy paintings of clowns.

"Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got "swamped" (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT."

What a whiny little bitch.

I guess I'm in the minority about CGI Tarkin. I had no idea he was even gonna be in Rogue One, and when he showed up it blew me away. This new trend of de-aging actors and resurrecting dead ones is the most impressive special effect I've seen in years.

It's 2017, we've gotten two good Star Wars movies in the past year, so maybe let's leave the prequels in the rearview?

Ever hear the comparison between Holst's "Mars" and Hans Zimmer's "Gladiator" score? Now THAT is some fucking plagiarism.

Zooropa is the best U2 album. It's also their last good album. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Whiny. Little. Bitch.

Then next year it's Jeff Dunham, John Rocker, and Hank Williams Jr.

Seems like "fuck" would've been a more fitting, if less elegant choice.

I've hit my limit of 10 free NYT articles this month, so I can't read the article. Maybe for the best since I don't want to cry at work.

The prize for "Best Soundtrack to Bad 90s Movie" still goes to Batman Forever. That one is just awesome. U2 (back when they were good), Mazzy Star, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, Method Man, Massive Attack, Sunny Day Real Estate, Flaming Lips, Michael Hutchence covering Iggy Pop… it's fucking great. Even Kiss From a Rose is an…

Fucking shit. God fucking dammit this sucks.

Remember that time Donald Trump ran for president? That was weird.

Around The Sun gets a lot of grief, and it's mostly deserved, but even though it's the worst R.E.M. album it still has some great songs on it. The title track is phenomenal, Stipe sings the hell out of that song.