There are still Sublime fans? I feel sorry for the people I see with Dave Matthews Band stickers on their cars, but Sublime? Really?

I have an idea for a Kickstarter campaign to fund one of those booths where Martin Shkreli sits above a tank of water and you throw baseballs to drop him in, but instead of a tank of water he's just tied to a chair and you throw baseballs at his face.

Donald, you blowhard!

My only gripe about T2 is that Arnold has no reason to wear sunglasses in that one. In the first one he only puts them to maintain the disguise after his eye gets all fucked up, but the look became so iconic that they used it again in the sequel without coming up with a plot reason. That's the only thing wrong with…

They would've guessed Carl Weathers and Bill Duke.

True.

Third.

Me too. Goldeneye was the first Bond movie I saw, so that along with the N64 game pretty much ingrained it in my mind. It's a damn good movie, but Casino Royale is better.

It's the best Bond movie. Eventually history will recognize this.

Talking about how good the first two Star Wars movies are is like describing how good The Beatles were. Everybody knows.

The Portishead song "Machine Gun" has a cool Brad Fiedel-vibe to it.

There's an SNL sketch about that exact scenario.

Both Terminator movies (they stopped making them after T2, no matter what IMDB says) are on the very short list of Perfect Action Movies. Relatively simple plots, great good guys and bad guys, special effects that hold up over time, and action sequences that blow the doors off the back of the theater. Terminator 1 &…

Did Jewel really call Ann Coulter the c-word right to her face?

Dang, she missed seeing a Democratic woman elected president by 2 months.

Anybody read Garth Ennis's "Hitman" series in the 90s? Some great superhero character names in there: Nightfist (HE WILL HIT YOU WITH HIS FIST!), Sixpack, Dogwelder, Baytor, Nat the Hat… that was a great comic.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Sheriff Not-A-Robot
Bob Loblaw
Jess Moondragon
Wolf Blitzer

A few years ago I caught a few minutes of Chasing Amy on TV, and PLOT TWIST!, it's actually terrible. Awful dialogue, cliche "lesbians just need the right dick" plot, Joey Lauren Adams… just a really bad movie in hindsight. I felt stupid for liking it so much in high school.

How come it seems like every person I read about this summer is a gigantic piece of shit? Chris Brown, Ryan Lochte, Donald Fucking Trump, a guy in the next county who raped and killed an infant… Fuck me this shit is depressing.

This has been your weekly reminder that Chris Brown is a gigantic piece of shit.