Go to hell, Slayer.

Yeah, that one was shitty.

Edit, double post.

Excuse me, but Phantasmagoria was NOT shitty.

I've long been mystified that Paul F. Tompkins, who I adore and who seems to have a pretty strong moral compass, seems so fond of her given how bitter and angry she often seems to be. Although to be fair, I've seen PFT bite people's heads off on social media for perceived slights, too. I'm sure the volume of that…

But that scene had River Phoenix, so it's okay in my book. I don't think I'm going to be as forgiving to this new kid.

I can't agree with you strongly enough on this one. "Sportsball" especially drives me crazy. Whenever I see it, my brain automatically translates it to: "I was bullied in high school by people who may have also enjoyed athletic pursuits, and rather than forgive, forget, or work through the emotions this caused me, I'm…

In her honor, I'm going to write a screenplay about some women in their fifties who go on spring break and get laid by a bunch of grateful eighteen year olds.

Embarrassing confession time.
When "Netflix and chill" started to become a thing in my internet periphery, I thought it was "Netflix and chili" for at least a month or two. I truly assumed the kids were doing some thing where they ate chili while watching streaming videos because of some dumbass You Tube celebrity or…

Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels. They probably don't watch John Waters movies either, so fuck nice girls.

I won't be able to watch this until tomorrow. Someone please tell me whether or not Rollo takes off his shirt?

Yep. I fell madly in love with her writing in high school and have read her stuff repeatedly over the years only to realize recently that there probably isn't a single film I agree with her on.

Gross.

I met him at a Con and he held my hand for a really long time. He's delightful.

I re-listen to that I4H Christmas Carol episode every month or so. So good. Besser's a cranky genius. And he's cranky with good reason because that episode should have received way more attention.

"George Bush doesn't care about black people" was pretty profound in its simplicity, especially when you look at the fact that he's been rambling about what basically amounts to showbiz nonsense ever since then. My inner armchair psychologist says this wouldn't be happening if his mom was still alive.

Sad!

Did you hear the latest "With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus?" It features Scott Aukerman as a foul-mouthed 15 year old girl named Buttercup and might possibly be the most insane thing the Earwolf family has ever produced.

Did you have any understanding of what a dangerous situation Harris Wittels was in in the period just before/just after that second interview he did with you? Or did you feel like he had it "handled." As a listener, the first time I heard it (while he was still alive), I was shocked by his candor and his crazy story…

It's hard but it's not impossible. Lean on therapy, your family, and medication and eventually you're going to come to a clearing where you can catch your breath. I'm not trying to diagnose you, but it sure sounds like you're suffering from something that needs to be treated, and once you make some progress on that I…