I live in the state that elected Jesse Ventura. This checks out.

I think boobs are the best. Am I so out of touch?
No. It's the children who are wrong.

Her first two albums are masterpieces and I'm so sad she's struggled so much.

They were so great together in that Will Ferrell ice skating movie, too. I was so sad when they proved to us all that love is a lie.

I'm probably the only person here who's seen the Pat movie, but "I played with the Ween!" was fucking funny.

They'll eat it up. Just more of that Trump "loyalty" in action.

I don't know how rustic the toilet situation is at the Jamboree, but I think we've easily found the biggest piece of shit there.

It was kind of funny when he couldn't find his limousine.

Richie and Raunchy!

"Mary", go jump back up your mother!

I don't think you're a pervert and I don't think you want a five year old girl. I do think you should seek help for your self esteem and intimacy issues.

As a long time lurker who has felt sympathy for you and the story of self-loathing you've played out on these pages, I think you are being disingenuous by claiming that people think "Putter" is creepy because we think you're a pervert.

Agreed. I'm a big Mighty Boosh fan, so I like Fielding very much, but his penchant for feather boas and what not, coupled with his "a talking cornbread muffin named Nigel" digressions are going to be painful in the tent.

The New York Dolls aren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame??

I think it was Lana Turner's tits.

My husband had a friend who was an aspiring filmmaker who courted the Alex Jones/conspiracy crowd to help fund his dream project because the plot of his film involved conspiracies and whatnot. So he was very marginally on the radar of a lot of insane people. He sought funding from normal channels, too, and met with…

I was sick in bed so I watched "Quest for the Bay" on Amazon Prime. It's a historical reenactment reality show in which 7 or 8 very strong, exceedingly Canadian people sail a small boat from Winnipeg to Hudson Bay. I might have cried when they got there.

I got my husband addicted to that in the heyday. Jade was his first season. It was absolutely the craziest, most entertaining thing on television until Tyra went too far and got rid of Nigel and the Jays.

It also sounds funny because of the "rod."

Nimrod?