I submit this as evidence that Richard Armitage was the best:

Yay:

Because Walter had that accident on the treadmill. Don't you remember?

Maybe you should take up a hobby of writing parody fan-fic? Not only could you deconstruct the shows, but you could also deconstruct the entire fan fiction genre.

Bedelia's walking is going to be all right.

What are you talking about? He played her whole left leg. Didn't you recognize him lying on the table?

Maybe that would be the first scene of season 4? They did fake their deaths.

We needed more articles like this:

Fuller: "Wait, 'Love Crime'? I specifically requested 'Love Shack'!"

Idris Elba, because everyone should be Idris Elba.

I thought they were going to replace it with "Are you stronger than a dog?" and "Bitch Hunter".

It is some combination of the fault of the public or of NBC that the ratings were low. Add to the evidence, though, that AXN was successfully marketing this show in over fifty foreign markets, and it also seemed to be successfully showing in Canada and the UK. Are the American public that much less evolved than the…

Or, "Stop amputating yourself, stop amputating yourself…"

btw, are you talking about the Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch version? I'm currently looking for a new show, and this has been recommended to me.

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It was interesting how in the promos, they made it seem as though Hannibal was addressing Will. It worked either way.

I think that Arrested Development would have been back much sooner if the technology would have been available to make Netflix as big back then as it is now. I feel that Hannibal is a similar situation to Arrested Development — a well written show with a cult following that never scored the big ratings for some reason…

Then the song changes from "Love Crime" to:

And Chilton is going to be a head attached to a pair of feet.

When Amazon Prime's exclusive contract for this show ends, we should re-petition Netflix to pick it up. I believe this is sometime around the end of 2016, but don't hold me to that. From what I've read, Netflix passed on this show because Amazon quoted them a ridiculous price to acquire the rights to previous episodes.