You just described the modern American way of life.

I'm about 30% drunk.

Grumpy Cat will never stop being relevant. We need her now more than ever.

It's Indiana Jones And The Fountain Of Youth, right? Dip Harrison Ford in the Lazarus Pit and out emerges a new, youthful actor.

"How many catalogs can one man even thumb through in a month?"

This fresh egg salad sandwich tastes much better than the one that's been sitting in the sun all afternoon.

I was saving Mackenzie Davis for Zatanna, but if it'll prevent violence…

I much prefer Klingons being played by dark-skinned actors over white actors in yellowface, as in TOS.

I can't be bothered to check this whole thread, but I assume somebody has already pointed out that OF COURSE a newly recorded VHS copy will look better than magnetic tape that's been sitting in the basement for twenty years. I'll let a proper scientician explain why.

Paging a Mister Fart Bargo?

Looking at you, Return Of The King theatrical cut.

Little Golden Books for all six (maybe seven) Star Wars movies cams out in time for the holidays last year. I got my 5-year-old nephew A New Hope. They're appropriately sanitized.

Jeopardy did stoke my love for Potent Potables.

[Kirk and Bones nodding to each other gif]

Creeper creeper creeper! YOU give ME the creeps!

Disappointing. I choose to imagine him shaking a laptop and screaming WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

Wanna find exactly out how he died? Check out the extended director's cut!

But she does live underwater. If you could ever justify a skimpy costume, it's with Atlanteans. Imagine trying to swim in that.

Oh man. Just… Wow. Of course he did. Did he get real flustered?