Zack Snyder pitched his vision to WB in those exact words.

I love the DCAU interpretation of basically everything. Even ignoring the current abominations, I can't imagine any movies supplanting them in my mind as the definitive DC universe.

That performance was… surprising. I'm still not sure if I liked it or if I just loved the movie that much and can't bring myself to dislike John DiMaggio.

To me, at least, that was almost a different character. It's sad how spectacularly the prequels managed to fail at making Vader more relatable. Seeing Anakin grow up should've humanized him, but instead it just retroactively made Vader less likable. Nice job, George.

Has your check from 3M arrived in the mail yet?

Back in late December I was waiting in a post-holiday customer service line at Kohl's behind a woman returning a kid-sized Kylo Ren mask and costume set. Gosh, I wonder why? Could it be possible she didn't want her young son roleplaying a character who commits onscreen patricide?

He turned up again in Season 3.

Like how I wish the climactic fight in the first Iron Man just ended with "So how'd you deal with the icing problem?" "Huh? Icing problem?" *Stane plummets to his death*

Ugh. It's bad enough when people give their dogs those dumbass names.

Are you implying the Gambit is?

*adds fingered in the nostalgia hole to personal colorful phrase repertoire*

Dammit, now I'll just be disappointed when they don't.

He delivers bored, unnecessary narration throughout the film. Then there's a double-dip Blu-Ray release that removes it.

SHH! He might hear you!

It takes a very special breed of actor to turn ___, ah, ___ into a quotable catchphrase. Goldblum is a national treasure.

"Bar and I don't really enjoy films, but my son told me it was, quote, the raddest flick he'd ever seen. I have no idea if that means he enjoyed it or not."

I can't remember; did they establish on Legends or Flash if Mrs Jackson has any idea what her son gets up to with Professor Stein? A somewhat flamboyant, well-off older gentlemen keeps whisking her athletic teenage son away to exotic places (okay, mostly Pittsburgh) with only awkward glances and aloof answers to her…

I admit to googling it, but I had a suspicion that there was no chance one member of the Bono/Guggi triumvirate didn't have a goofy nickname.

Well, that's just solid advice all around. Might as well make a sticker that says "Drink plenty of water."

Building new third-gender bathrooms in all public buildings will pump millions into the construction industry and stimulate the economy. That and humiliating a stigmatized minority group? It's a Southern win-win!