"The actresses are too attractive" is not a television criticism I've ever heard before. The show does sound lousy, though.

It is a TV show, after all. Would you really want to watch those seven women in high-def?

*sigh* Cropped or stretched? I hope stretched. I hated Jerry for his preternatural thinness in the '90s, so that would be amusing. (Hey, the show's all about shallow people being petty; why not criticize it the same way?)

That's who she reminds me of! It's been bugging me for years. Right on the tip of my brain but I could never grab it.

I confess that I've wondered if "George Clooney's unattractive buddy" is a position that I would apply for, were it to become available. (Not that I'm wishing an untimely death on Richard Kind. I kinda liked Mad About You and he was just wonderful in Quest Of The Delta Knights, an overlooked modern classic.)

Who would be Charlton Heston in Planet Of The Tarantinos ? Wes Anderson maybe? At the end he finds the remains of the Statue of Liberty on the beach and it's just the feet.

Nah, it's more like appreciating Hitler's talent as a painter.

It's a big step up from averting their eyes and pretending they don't recognize him.

And if anybody knows a thing or two about secret third act villains, it's Harvey Dent.

Hmm… Pratt/Swanson '16? Or Swanson/Pratt? I think the Bullmoose party is prime for a resurgence.

You're probably right, which makes me deeply envious of his success. I wish I could make millions of dollars just by being myself.

I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence has picked out the tiny tropical island she'll be purchasing yet. Is Brando Island up for sale?

Bryan Singer's ears just started burning.

I think that's part of his charm. He has no delusionsdelusions about himself. Sort of the anti-Robert Downey Jr. "I am not smarter than you" got Dubya elected president; why wouldn't it work for movie stars?

I think your comment was probably a joke, and it was like a month ago, and yet the idea of Blake Lively playing Carol Danvers still made my skin crawl so badly that I needed to reply.

I imagine Trek purposely avoided Colantoni after Galaxy Quest, but it is surprising he never played an alien before that.

Ferengi are born bald, I believe.

Delivery girls? My office has been using the wrong shipping company. I bet they make the brown shorts and socks look even sexier.

Fingers crossed that he uses his "Asgardian" accent, and nobody in the movie questions it.

Mittens is a good cop!