Wait, I'm confused. Why is World of Tanks giving it the cold shoulder?

They kicked him out because he's so freakishly tall. Every time he tried to participate in a clone-bone he would shatter noses with his bony pelvic bones.

I refuse to believe that isn't Nick Offerman.

I absolutely read this entire article thinking it was about Snorks.

"Pivot" is the new "synergy."

I think Jessica Williams would be the perfect choice for a replacement.

Back to Mei: (…)I have no idea why I like her so much.

But do they wear t-shirts with pictures of Marley's cancerous toenail?

"Linguo…dead?"

I haven't read Original Sin yet, but as far as the Ultimate Nullifier, it's been established for a while now that it doesn't have to destroy the user if that person has sufficient focus while using it.

>>1994 compilation The Unplugged Collection, Volume One (which, given the lack of a >>Volume Two, was a sadly optimistic title)

This is the kind of thing that could get a man fired as the Chairman of Teen Nick!

Gilmore Girls used Hep Alien because it's an anagram of producer Helen Pai's name. Doesn't make it any better of a band name, but does add some reason behind the decision.

So you destroyed a friendship because you didn't like her band? You couldn't have just mouthed a couple of platitudes? It was that important to let her know that you're a music snob?

That's why I watch too. Well, not so much the part about testing myself- I would literally die if I attempted pretty much any of the physical challenges they make these people perform. But it's still fun to see what kind of crazy stunt they'll make them attempt this week. Especially the finales - I swear the last…

I was a tree salesman in my school's A Charlie Brown Christmas!

This is the only piece of casting news that matters outside of Bell & Colantoni. Hooray!

Give a chance at least. It's really not that bad, there are still some good moments.

I think Jess just recognized a kindred spirit in Rory's intelligence, taste in music, etc.

That extra zero right there is the difference between a shitty movie with Michael Caine and a shitty movie with Malcolm McDowell.