You know he had those frames made from the carcasses of the most endangered South American jaguars, just because he could.

At first, I read that mean "offensive to massage therapists."

Whoa, whoa, whoa… HOLLYWOOD has a SEXISM problem? I'm just, I don't, I…. mind blown.

Any plans for a giant holster to appear next to it? Because you just know it would drive Trump nuts trying to figure out what it meant.

As long as I live, I will never see photos showing these two men side by side and not wonder, "What. The. Fuck?"

Absolutely! Who cares about two pudgy, unhinged sons of privilege with authoritarian tendencies playing nuclear chicken and potentially dragging the entire world into a global conflagration? That can't possibly compete with the very important issue of maintaining editorial bailiwicks.

“disgraceful and offensive to me, my family and our entire team.”

You may be jesting, but I would not be surprised to see piracy of Disney movies go up following their departure from Netflix. Given how most people who choose Netflix over cable don't have the means to afford umpteen streaming services for all the shows they want to watch, what's to stop the more technically…

"And the Siamese cat song from Lady and the Tramp."

With rulers that measure negative fractions.

Her?

I read an article recently in which the writer asked one of the Pentagon bigwigs if he would follow an order from Trump to launch a nuke. He said yes, because in the U.S. that's how it works: the military is trained to follow orders, not to second-guess elected leaders (or decide those leaders are unfit and take…

Yep, just like the winning strategies of the past when every Hollywood studio owned and operated its own chain of theatres across the country, and every TV production company started up its own network to air its shows, and every author started up their own publishing house just to print their books…

Millennials are killing golf, you say? GOOD! And even if they aren't, I'll be happy to pin a medal on them for any part they play in its demise.

Bingo. Greed and the rush of celebrity trumps career self-preservation in people like this.

Skinny, blonde, perfect teeth. Never let it be said the GOP don't have a type.

I don't think we'll see comics disappear entirely in our lifetimes, if we take "comics" to mean material (either on paper or digitally) featuring drawn stories distributed on a regular basis. Kids still read and aging comic fans still want their fix, and there's no real reason to believe comics can't service both…

"Hey, guys! What about this? Let's take our team — you know, the team with fantastical powers that cracked the dimensional barrier to literally go anyone our imagination can take us — let's have their big climax happen on an ALIEN PLANET with LOTS OF ROCKS everywhere! Oh, and they have to fight against a big blue beam…

It's mind-boggling to realize the unreleased Corman version is still the most faithful FF adaptation out there. And, I would argue, sucks the least in actual film terms.

Probably a lot, but mostly aging nostalgists who remember the Lee/Kirby run, or Byrne's later take on the team.