Is anyone really shocked by this?

Lifetime job security, though. At least until we develop the technology that proves Trump has no soul.

I regret noth—- (fail to finish due to abrupt departure)

"Oh hai, Mark."

So, I guess what you're saying is some members of Journey wish the other members would "stop believin'" in Trump…?

I was thinking the same thing. We're seriously devaluing the words "world's worst human" if this twerp takes the title. Hell, we just imprisoned a guy who laughed in the faces of the people whose life-saving drugs he priced into orbit just because he could. And that guy is a speck of nothing compared to actual…

I only was just now made aware of this person because of this article, and I feel dirty for even being here.

Imagine what someone in their 40s feels like right now.

Man, "Batman and Robin." I remember going to the Uptown Theatre in Toronto to see it on opening night. Back then, of course, there weren't a million internet spoilers or amateur reviewers to spoil the fun — just a bunch of old-school critics harrumphing about how silly the movie was. Which of course they would do,…

Had to look that one up and boy, am I not surprised I flushed that quote out of my cranium along with everything else about that movie. "There's a lot of space out there to get lost in." Hang your heads in shame, movie writers.

Look, you're itching for a fight so forgive me if I don't give you what you want.

HA! Good one. "Dammit, people, if we don't lower the bar in the next 48 minutes some good astronauts are going to be lost in space."

My sister looks like the most typical California blonde you can picture, and she's an aerospace engineer who has helped to build satellites and the Canadarm for the space shuttle. She is literally a rocket scientist, about which I — an asshole English major — make no shortage of "it's not rocket science" jokes.

Jeebus, how could anything he might do on that show be any more embarrassing than what they made him do on the last bug-nuts reality show he was cast in?

"But he's just a good ol' boy! Never meanin' no harm!"

YES! I totally loved that one, and I'm ashamed I'd momentarily forgotten it.

True, tho he was in it for all of five minutes. Here's hoping his obit doesn't start with "British actor best known for being king of the vampires in the Underworld series…"

Ain't it, though? It's like we used to be impressed by individual performances — think Brando in Streetcar, or Nicholson in Cuckoo's Nest, or Streep in just about anything — but now it's like we only care about whether an actor lands a sweet gig in whatever mega-million franchise is raking in the dollars right now.

(put lid back on frozen yogurt)

"Honest, we thought he was just going totally Method on us for the upcoming retirement home production of 'Death of a Salesman.'"