I thought one couldn't properly impersonate Steve Bannon unless they were that puffed-out zombie trapped in a well from Walking Dead's Season 2. Huh, the things you learn.

NO! NO JOKER ORIGIN! BAD SCORSESE! BAD!

It's always nice to see kids take an interest in running the family business.

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit in public, and guys like Carlson complimented his bold fashion sense? Or when Obama asked for Dijon mustard for a burger, and the Fox News crew saluted him for opening up new gustatory vistas for Americans? Me neither.

Is this man completely mental?

Yes! He did it and survived! Trump Nation, your leader has shown you the truth! Fake News (tm) tells you not to look at the sun because they want to control every part of your life! But he's shown you the way! Stare at the sun! Do not blink as you gaze at its celestial splendor! STARE AT IT! SHOW THEM MEDIA PUSSIES…

Ugh, let's not give his fans any ideas.

In Canada, the name of the official residence of the Leader of the Opposition is Stornoway, which sounds like the perfect name for a Westeros castle. Alas, no Jon Snow or Tyrion types have been anywhere near the place. Hell, I'd settle for a Stannis at this point.

Given what he's done to American democracy, that shotgun-brandishing image is entirely apt.

I'm good with a heart attack, too. But only if the only doctor around who can save him is that Hippie Nick Riviera guy who proclaimed him the healthiest horse on the planet.

But he isn't even smart about that. Most lawmakers at that level know the real money is post-office, with speakers' fees, board positions, book deals, you name it.

Upvoted for perfect username/comment synergy. Give us more residence-related facts, oh smartassed one!

So, another small business driven into near-bankruptcy by Trump's actions? Imagine my shock.

Goddamn, it's depressing that we're still fighting the same battles as 1968.

Los Angeles? The hell?

I can easily imagine Trump hearing this bit of news about Obama besting him on his chosen turf and flying into a rage, maybe kicking a potted plant in the Oval Office and then wincing in pain.

Or the paper money?

Ha ha! Someone thinks we have a future. That's adorable.

Fuckin' A (to Z).

I thought the same after Fallon's speech yesterday, too. It reminded me of what LBJ supposedly said after Walter Cronkite declared the Vietnam War unwinnable during a news broadcast: "If I've lost him, I've lost Middle America."