You know, it's just occurred to me there is an entire generation of British actors whose obituaries will lead with "So-and-so, who played That Character in the Harry Potter films…" Even if they did Shakespeare their entire lives, even if they performed for the Queen, that's how most people will remember them, as That…

I am ashamed of how long it took for me to get that.

He stays upright long enough to sign stuff that deports the brown folk. That's all some people need.

"Jesus, you people are never satisfied. I think the real story here is how the president recognized the hard work of local milk people, as in men and women alike. No one is more supportive of gender equality in the dairy industry than the president."

Christ, why do these sons of the soil have to be so cryptic with their codenames???

Not enough Picardian facepalm gifs in the world…

Just earlier today, whilst procrastinating on Facebook, I took a gander at the "Suggested Groups" that FB's algorithms thought I might want to join.

Because their skin color is, to them, literally the only thing they feel they have of value.

The fuck does it even matter to these people? Does that mean they also don't count amendments abolishing slavery and giving women the vote because those were "later additions," too?

Hey now, let's show some respect for last year's winner of MotherBoy XXX.

Kudos on starting the puns. Putter there!

Fox News cries into pillow, refuses to let the brute see the tears

Well, yeah, standard disclaimer about not having the headlines right in front of me. But still. I can't tell what's more dizzying, the speed with which Trump's people are dispatched or the speed with which everyone in Trumpistan agrees, yes, we've always been at war with Oceania.

Truth? I'd read that recap. Nothing matters anymore, might as well dive headfirst into the insanity.

"Let's just say Trump's words moved me…RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

And when he's not on the screen we'll have everyone say "Where's Moochie?" all the time.

I would love to see the Venn diagram showing "racist assholes" vs. "Hitchhiker fans."

"They could be anywhere. They could be hiding under our seats. They could actually BE our seats, they're that sneaky."

No Kookamunga? Bora Bora? Walla Walla, Washington?

I love how reverse racism to these people is the worst thing ever, but regular racism isn't. It's like they think we're living in a Flash comic. "If there isn't a 'reverse' in the name, then it's automatically the good one!"