It's been done. What, I'm the only one who remembers a certain sexy Klingon lady officer in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier?

I hear that. After the Mooch got the boot, I saw all these articles talking about how Trump planned his ouster from the start, how Mooch was part of a clever scheme to root out the establishment GOP holdovers in the White House, and now Trump and Kelly are free to enact their real agenda for America-greatening.

Christ, as if New Jersey folks don't have enough reasons to curse the heavens for what's been done to them, now they have the haunting of this shithead's chain-laden ghost to look forward to? Because you know even in death he's going to be too fat and lazy to roam very far.

I'm not surprised. The inconsistencies and never-ending changes in Junior's account could only have come from a 3D chess grandmaster type mind.

If Mechagodzilla is into watersports, then yes!

Trump reminds me a classic line about a mendacious Hollywood producer: "'Hello,' he lied."

At the rate Trump is going through staff, I wouldn't be at all surprised if a little boy named Pickle soon got his own Golden Ticket to join the White House team.

Damn, and I was this close to taking her seriously as an insightful commentator on public policy issues.

True dat, but in the past at least we could chalk those decisions up to garden-variety paranoia and a sad need not to stack the room with anyone who might seem smarter than him.

Christ alive, she didn't actually say that, did she?

"So, it says here you did press briefings for President Trump…. yes, you'll fit in nicely here. SPICEY! Got another recruit for ya! Fetch him some coveralls and a vomit mop!"

Based on where I've worked in the past, to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to…

I see upper management written all over your face.

Okay, so let's make it a choice between Trump's new Communications Director or Queen Cersei's Manager of Public Relations.

So you've got two job offers on the table, and you have to pick either one. The first is the White House's new Communications Director under President Trump. The other is assistant night shift manager at a 7-11 in downtown Damascus.

It's fun to make jokes about the Mooch and his short tenure as Trump's mouthpiece, but let's not lose sight of the troubling implications of his presence in the first place.

What are you talking about? The life story of a man whose winning of a lot of games excused him from the responsibility of having to report a monstrous child-fucker is one that's just BEGGING to be told from his point of view!

It's what the Republicans have been warning us about for years, Ingmar: the Hollywood elites have finally taken over. We would be remiss in our duties as patriotic Earthians if we did not inform ourselves about their every move.

"Come *to* the witness stand? I thought you meant…"

Upvote for an excellent callback to an excellent episode.