Thanks for using up all the stores of wildfire on your own religious nutjobs, CERSEI!

I think Trump is like one of those insects that can only see certain colors in nature, in that he is completely incapable of seeing a person unless that person perfectly conforms to Trump's stereotypical view of how a person from that race or ethnicity should look and behave.

Does "blank" equal "sucking cock" in his native tongue?

That is the correct answer. Though to be fair, "masturbation" is the correct answer to any question you can ask.

"HEY AV CLUB - WHY YOU GOTTA COVER THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE SO MUCH? MAN, I HATE IT WHEN A POP CULTURE SITE GETS, LIKE, POLITICAL AND SHIT."

Now, now, they're not the elites. Just ask the Mooch — him and the Steves eat pizza and hamburgers all the time. See? Elitists don't do that.

Yeah, when I think of people at the White House who should act with more “honor, dignity, and respect,” I immediately think of the press corps, too. (rolls eyes)

…Of course he is.

His new bathroom looks great, thanks for asking.

Papa don't share.

I have to say, though, a parody as tone-deaf as that is about exactly what I expected from the soulless hacks behind this film. To meeting low expectations!

My kids want to see this because they love the "No. 2" joke in the trailer. I swear upon all that is holy I will do everything necessary short of sparking a societal collapse to prevent them from seeing it.

Upvoted for including "Caucasian" as if that detail was ever in question.

If people go off on a tear after reading only a story's headline, they deserve to get punked.

The original plan was to have a bunch of puppies lick Trump's face for the cameras, but someone let Huckabee-Sanders' brother in through the side door. One letter written by a right-handed staffer with their left hand and voila.

She's hot. Next question.

It wasn't that long ago a D-list comedian's photo of a severed head brought out all the pearl-clutchers in the GOO, equating her frankly tame piece of performance art with all of the Left's apparent desire to assassinate Trump and anyone who supports him.

I believe most of us have already come to that conclusion, Mr. Reznor. But thanks for floating the word "dope" — it's a word that's certainly within Trump's vocabulary, and also makes his l'il attorney-general cry.

Don't know if you've noticed, but the military isn't doing the bang-up job it once did in recruiting members; you need as many willing bodies as you can get.

Such bullshit, an asshole who ran from his chance to serve his country deciding who is or isn't fit to serve.